Republicans it seems, do not have much to work with in 2012

Can you really imagine Rush Limbuagh or Sarah Palin standing a chance in 2012? I certainly cannot, and if steele, romney, and bobby are the only other candidates I do not think that their is much chance either. Romney has already proven that he cannot win (he came in 3rd place!), and steele and bobby do not give the impression of being serious enough to elect.

The republican party really needs to step back and be cautious about Rush Limbaugh/Sarah Palin types because the vast majority of intelligent people see them as a joke. Republicans will have a much better chance of winning in 2012 if they are more moderate, I do not feel that their is enough of a conservative base for them to rely on. If obama's policies do not help the economy, the republican candidate can definitley win on that aspect. This said many people from the left and moderates may be much more likely to vote for a Jim Krameresquian type Republican than a right wing conservative like Sarah Palin or Rush L. By this I mean someone who is strong in financial know how and is republican because of economic views and not because of nutty religion. ( Blogger reccomends watching Religulous by Bill Maher and reading the book The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins)

Mind erasers get you waaaaaaasted son

Just some advice to all you partiers out there..if you wanna get fucked up real fast drink mind erasers. They taste better than yagerbombs and they have more alchohol.
No idea what is in them..all types of weird shit anyways check one out next time youre at the bar.

(putting my blog for class to good use)

Bear from new Will Ferrell movie scarfs down and kills trainer in freak attack

The bear from the new will Ferrel movie went ballistic and attacked a zookeeper the other day, killing him. The bear reportedly bit the trainer in the neck for no apparent reason.
Will Ferrell or his stunt double are lucky that this crazy ass bear didnt eat him during a scene where Ferrell is "attacked" by the bear however in a comical manner.
After hearing this and also seeing the movie with that nutjob "the Grizzly man" I have decided that Stephen Colbert may be right....grizzly bears are the #1 threat to America.

and sting rays....were watching you motherfuckers too

Stoned alligator seeks munchies in Florida

A Florida women who heard a commotion late the other night stumbled upon an 8ft alligator's munchie induced raid of her kitchen. The high alligator apparently chased her cat around the apartment for several hours in pursuit of catching a tasty snack. Some containers containing cookies and or cheetos were also reportedly disturbed. Florida game and wildlife later captured the massive alligator successfully. Reports say that because of the alligators large size, and it's propensity for violence/drug use it will be sent to a processing farm which will turn it into alligator jerky. (actually pretty tasty!)

Robbes ST Pierre and Rich Franklin get Big Wins At the latest UFC

Wow...Rich Franklin completely destroyed Travis Lutter by repeatedly kneeing him in the ribs, until Lutter could barely stand and looked like he was about to pass out.. Rick Franklin took his time cracking lutter in the face time after time until he finaaly collapsed and a TKO was called.
The question is where will Franklin go from here? He has already lost to know middleweight champ Anderson Silva twice and a Rematch is unlikely.Regardless Franklin kicked some ass

Robbes St. Pierre also layed the smack down on Matt Serra to regain the Welterweight Title. Robbes has been the Interim champion since he beat submitted Matt Hughes in the second round. Matt Serra was obvisously outclassed by the newly improved Robbes St. Pierre who worked circles around serra not only on standup but on the ground as well. This brings the Robbes St Pierre/ matt Serra count to 1-1 and a rematch looks likely.

Rampage jackson is going to beat the shit out of Forrest Griffin

Forest Griffin is set to fight Rampage Jackson for the light heavyweight championship on 7/05/08 which Rampage won when he defeated Chuck Lidell. Lets face it, Forrest Griffin while a well rounded fighter is not yet on the level of Rampage Jackson. Im pretty sure that hes going to get his ass beat, I mean he wasn't even able to defeat Tito Ortiz. This shows that the Light heavyweight division is in serious need of new talent as their is not any real competition for Jackson at this point. With Chuck Liddell defeated who will step up to pose a real challenge?
I certainly do not think that the Dean of Mean, Keith Jardine can do it after his loss to Houstan Alexander.(Houstan was knocked out in 2 seconds in his last match, the quickes ufc knockout ever.) Keith Jardin does however have some serious talent and may have been caught off gaurd in that match.

My prediction for Forest Griffin vrs Rampage.....powerbomb into a ground a pound...tko stoppage....forrest cries again

Hippies are fillling bags with poop and sniffing it to get high...seriously

There are reports that people have now stooped to the ultimate low....sniffing their own poop to get high. Apparently allowing the feces to ferment for a certain amount of time in a bag creates a chemical that can be "huffed" and cause euphoria and or hallucinations. When I first heard this I thought, yea right who the hell would actually do this? My friend from Colorado however informed me that out by there it is not extremely rare to see kids "gettin high" on gross ass old feces. I am not sure if anyone has seen one of the newer South Park episodes but this reminds me of "cheesin" however it is perhaps even more gross.

Look i realize you guys wanna save cash...... but cmon...once you are at the point where you are literally inhaling shit to get high...its pretty fuckin desperate