Stoned alligator seeks munchies in Florida

A Florida women who heard a commotion late the other night stumbled upon an 8ft alligator's munchie induced raid of her kitchen. The high alligator apparently chased her cat around the apartment for several hours in pursuit of catching a tasty snack. Some containers containing cookies and or cheetos were also reportedly disturbed. Florida game and wildlife later captured the massive alligator successfully. Reports say that because of the alligators large size, and it's propensity for violence/drug use it will be sent to a processing farm which will turn it into alligator jerky. (actually pretty tasty!)